our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
this made me realize how boring we really are.
(via xstayfocused)
Source: celeryandhummus
tryin so hard not to unfollow this nigga but he has such a nice blog
STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING
(via roibenrathrye)
Source: improbablecarny
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
this shit is the reason I have panic attacks
(via sinking-anchors)
Source: considerthishippie
wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
(via granmachismo)
Source: animals-riding-animals
I JUST BEAT MASS EFFECT ONE. AND OH MY GOD I LOVED IT SO MUCH. THIS GAME IS THE BALLS.
Ashlyn finally out grew her old vest and “wanted a new one like my daddy’s”
Literally babes in vests
Saw an adorable 7 year old gal with her momma at the bus stop awhile back with her custom MAIDEN - KILLERS jacket and my heart melted
This makes me think of Caleb’s daughter and her super rad vest
In the future I hope my children (assuming I have them) ask me or my wife for a vest like mine.
(via assachusetts)
Source: ashlynspops
Who got the popcorn i got the flick
hOLY SHIT
next year, we’re all getting together in my dorm and we’re watching the fuck out of this!
Source: coochiejuice
we-are-the-lonely-ones replied to your post: do you prefer being the little spoon or the big spoon?
being big spoon is great because you can pee on them when they least expect it
hahaha whaaat oh god except I’m a girl so I would just piss all over myself and thats it lololol
hold them tight, whisper your wishes, and open the flood gates.
shower time is better to do this, I’m telling you haha
showers are great and stuff until you fart and it smells like New Jersey decided to join you
Source: Flickr / beboh
we-are-the-lonely-ones replied to your post: do you prefer being the little spoon or the big spoon?
being big spoon is great because you can pee on them when they least expect it
hahaha whaaat oh god except I’m a girl so I would just piss all over myself and thats it lololol
hold them tight, whisper your wishes, and open the flood gates.
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